The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”